Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
honey bunches of taint.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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