The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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I am available for nakedness
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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