So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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