JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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