This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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