he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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