I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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