Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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