bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ladies don't puke and tell
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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