Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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