I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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