"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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