Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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