we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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