Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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