She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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