So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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