he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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