i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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