i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she looked like the before picture.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
tell me about the fingering
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