I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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