3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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