So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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