thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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