turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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