I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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