It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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