She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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