just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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