how can u be prego again
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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