Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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