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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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