I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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