Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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