Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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