tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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