Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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