Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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