i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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