Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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