You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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