If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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