Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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