So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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