I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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