...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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