also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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