Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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