Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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