I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Pants are for mortals
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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